i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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