Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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