Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I love how my cats smell like pot.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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