My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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