dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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