I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
His nipple licking is glorious
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