You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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