You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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