question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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