Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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