I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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