Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just want to make out with him forever
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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