I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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