You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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