so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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