I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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