im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Randomize
