Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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