and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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