Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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