I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Drunk is not a location!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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