Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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