Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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