I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
