Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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