i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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