There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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