Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Farmville is her only friend.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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