Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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