Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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