i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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