i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just want to make out with him forever
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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