I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
and you fell through a lawn chair
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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