some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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