yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
