Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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