i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
