I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
