yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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