Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
