Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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