The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Oh god it's open bar.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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