you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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