what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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