I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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