i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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