Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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