Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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