I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Who died my cat blue again?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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