somebody snuck up and got me drunk
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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