I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
please don't ironically join a cult
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