did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think my vagina is haunted
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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