Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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