normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
COCAINE IS GR8
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
