all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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